April 2011
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I'm just going to leave this here. Not for the... →
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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When we text...
Her: Its all a conspiracy. the computers arnt made of cheese.
Me: Ooooh I get it now. The cheese! The pope will never make it a sin you know.
Her: I know, nor will the queen.
Me: But she did say her vaginal lips are as flappy as molded eggplants so it should all be okay.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Something is profoundly wrong with me.
…i feel no need to explain.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
My evening ended up being not so shabby compared...
1) I didn’t get to give my persuasive speech this class, so now I have time to change my topic to “Why Everyone Should Masturbate.” 2) Everything on my Tumblr dash is gold right now. I follow awesome people. 3) And I get to snuggle up with a lovely book.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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I hate how I always lose things...
…my earrings…my debit card…my tv remote….people that I care about the most. ….careless me.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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What do you do when you step out of the shower and...
BLAST some music and do the dougie, ass-naked, in every room in your house. Ayyyyyeeee!!
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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“I depend more on things that aren’t real than on things that are to...”
– Ellie Webster
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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And I'm off...
…to try my darnest to combat the insomnia and anxiety that have been harassing my nights recently and to get some gotdamn rest. I’ve got class tomorrow after missing an entire week (not that I’m complaining or anything). My plan: Glass of wine and Daria and a promise to NOT tumble. Here’s to hoping. Wish me luck. Nitey Nite.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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yeahyoulllive asked: get in my bed!
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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“Date a girl who doesn’t read. Find her in the weary squalor of a Midwestern bar....”
– Charles Warnke Thissss….This this this. It almost pains me to read. No one thinks about how it feels to be the “girl.” To be indefinitely in search of passion and beautiful words and miserable words and meaning in everything. The chronic dissatisfaction. Forever aching and causing...
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Bunnies and Christianity....
…those who know me can put together my sentiments towards today’s holiday.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Despite the delievery of my unpayable phone bill...
this rain, this ginger tea, and Daria have me feeling pretty right. And the evening will only be getting better.
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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“It sounds so soothing to mix a gin and sink into oblivion”
– Cold War Kids (via leviconverze)
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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